boregasm

boregasm
1. (boregasm) (9291↑, 1476↓)
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

Author: Caitlin+Courtney http://boregasm.urbanup.com/2902410
2. (boregasm) (189↑, 147↓)
When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.

I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...

3. (boregasm) (65↑, 41↓)
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

Author: Caitlin+Courtney http://boregasm.urbanup.com/2899439
4. (Boregasm) (30↑, 10↓)
n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness

1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?\! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising. 2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do 3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.

5. (boregasm) (99↑, 81↓)
(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.

"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm." "That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way." "I had the most boregastic time at that party"

Author: Cailin and Chloe http://boregasm.urbanup.com/1380925
6. (Boregasm) (34↑, 22↓)
Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.

"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. " OR Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?" Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."

7. (boregasm) (14↑, 6↓)
the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

8. (Boregasm) (17↑, 12↓)
An orgasm induced while masurbating just to pass the time.

Joey: So what did you do last night? Danny: Man, i was so bored. I stayed inside all day and had like 6 boregasms

9. (Boregasm) (8↑, 9↓)
Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.

Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there." Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."

10. (boregasm) (8↑, 10↓)
when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.

Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.

11. (boregasm) (19↑, 27↓)
1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium. 2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.

1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm. 2. \<yawn\> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.

12. (boregasm) (19↑, 33↓)
Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.

I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.

13. (boregasm) (13↑, 30↓)
Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

Author: Pinko the Klown http://boregasm.urbanup.com/816501
14. (boregasm) (5↑, 29↓)
an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.

Related: orgasm, bored, sex, boredom, boring, dullness, monotony
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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